A SAD STORY.........!!

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”; tht's a SAD STORY ;) :P

What To Do........??

I loved Sumone,
bt she Broke My Heart Into Pieces,.!

now Every piece of My Heart.. Loves Sumone,

and

People Call Me a "FLIRTY"!!!

examzzzzzzz.............:(

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,