LOL

An insect falls into a mug of beer...

Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out

American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.........

KATRINA............:D

KATRINA: mai tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakti hun

SALMAN: FILM chod sakti ho........??

KATRINA: yes

SALMAN: parivar

KATRINA: yes

SALMAN: RITANSHU ko.....................

KATRINA: AUQAT me raho sale..............

dun laugh......!!

What is Tension??????

You are on your way home. A sexy girl asks you for a lift.

On your way you get pulled over by a cop & he books you for prostitution. (tension)

You bribe the cop & somehow get away with it. Just a little ahead on your way the girl in your car faints. (Tension)

You take her to a hospital.

Doctor says "Congratulations, You are going to be a father, shes pregnant" (tension)

You tell the doc that you arent the father of this child.

Girl shouts "Hes lying, hes the father of this child". (tension)

Its the same hospital where your wife works as a Nurse. (tension)

The hospital administrations calls the police, the same cop who booked you for prostitution shows up (tension)

They get your medical checkup done, the repost says you are Impotent & you cant ever be a father(tension)

You thank lord & walk away. On your way home you ask your self.

"WHO'S the father of THOSE TWO KIDS AT YOUR HOME" {TENSION)